Jokes
A collection of one-liner jokes. I bet (at least) one will make you laugh.
What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
A kingfish
Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen
When life gives you melons...
you might be dyslexic.
I hate Russian dolls...
they're so full of themselves
Geology rocks...
but geography is where it's at
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo...
I had to put my foot down
So what if I don't know what 'Armageddon' means?
It's not the end of the world
The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar...
Things got a little tense.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people...
but none of them work
You’ll never be as lazy...
as whoever named the fireplace
I used to think I was indecisive...
but now I'm not too sure
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory...
all I did was take a day off
I've just written a song about tortillas...
actually, it’s more of a rap