Jokes

A collection of one-liner jokes. I bet (at least) one will make you laugh.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar...

...things got a little tense.

I hate Russian dolls...

...they're so full of themselves

I used to think I was indecisive...

...but now I'm not too sure

I've just written a song about tortillas...

...actually, it's more of a rap

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo...

...I had to put my foot down

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory...

...all I did was take a day off!

Will glass coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen

You'll never be as lazy...

...as whoever named the fireplace

What do you call a fish wearing a crown?

A kingfish

When life gives you melons...

...you might be dyslexic.

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

Geology rocks...

...but geography is where it's at

I have a few jokes about unemployed people...

...but none of them work

So what if I don't know what 'Armageddon' means...

...it's not the end of the world

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