One-Liner #1
I used to think I was indecisive...
...but now I'm not too sure
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A collection of one-liner jokes. Some are dreadful, some are decent, and at least one should land.
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I used to think I was indecisive...
...but now I'm not too sure
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One-Liner #2
I hate Russian dolls...
...they're so full of themselves
One-Liner #3
The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar...
...things got a little tense.
One-Liner #4
Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen
One-Liner #5
When life gives you melons...
...you might be dyslexic.
One-Liner #6
What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
A kingfish
One-Liner #7
So what if I don't know what 'Armageddon' means...
...it's not the end of the world
One-Liner #8
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory...
...all I did was take a day off!
One-Liner #9
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
One-Liner #10
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
One-Liner #11
You'll never be as lazy...
...as whoever named the fireplace
One-Liner #12
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo...
...I had to put my foot down
One-Liner #13
I've just written a song about tortillas...
...actually, it's more of a rap
One-Liner #14
Geology rocks...
...but geography is where it's at
One-Liner #15
I have a few jokes about unemployed people...
...but none of them work