Jokes
A collection of one-liner jokes. I bet (at least) one will make you laugh.
Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen
When life gives you melons...
...you might be dyslexic.
You'll never be as lazy...
...as whoever named the fireplace
Geology rocks...
...but geography is where it's at
I hate Russian dolls...
...they're so full of themselves
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory...
...all I did was take a day off!
What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
A kingfish
I used to think I was indecisive...
...but now I'm not too sure
I have a few jokes about unemployed people...
...but none of them work
I've just written a song about tortillas...
...actually, it's more of a rap
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo...
...I had to put my foot down
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
So what if I don't know what 'Armageddon' means...
...it's not the end of the world
The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar...
...things got a little tense.