Jokes
A collection of one-liner jokes. I bet (at least) one will make you laugh.
The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar...
...things got a little tense.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people...
...but none of them work
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory...
...all I did was take a day off!
I used to think I was indecisive...
...but now I'm not too sure
So what if I don't know what 'Armageddon' means...
...it's not the end of the world
You'll never be as lazy...
...as whoever named the fireplace
What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
A kingfish
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo...
...I had to put my foot down
I hate Russian dolls...
...they're so full of themselves
Geology rocks...
...but geography is where it's at
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen
When life gives you melons...
...you might be dyslexic.
I've just written a song about tortillas...
...actually, it's more of a rap